I gave a letter to the postman … he put it his sack.

Bright 'n early next morning … he brought my letter back.

She wrote upon it:   Return to sender, address unknown.

                 No such number, no such zone.

                We had a quarrel, a lovers spat

I write I'm sorry .. but my letter keeps coming back.

So then I dropped it in the mailbox … and sent it special D.

By the early next morning … it came right back to me.

She wrote upon it:   Return to sender, address unknown.

                No such person, no such zone.

This time I'm gonna take it myself, and put it right in her hand

And if it comes back the very next day …

then I'll understand - the writing on it

She wrote upon it:   Return to sender, address unknown.

                 No such number, no such zone.

                        Return to sender, address unknown.

                No such person, no such zone

and then Return to Sender 3x